at the risk of sharing details of wedding planning that may bore you, i feel this story really hits home how awkward my life can be. i've started contacting hotels to ask about blocking rooms for the weekend of the wedding. i was feeling really proud of myself for being "ahead of the game" - until 10 out of 10 hotels told us they had no availability because there is a TWENTY THOUSAND person convention the same weekend. not a 2,000 person convention...or even a 12,000 person convention. no: 20,000 people are converging in philadelphia a few blocks from my church and reception sites. neat.
i was on hotel #11 and sort of blanked out when leaving a voicemail for the individual responsible for booking rooms. the message went something like this:
"hi, my name is dana, i'm calling in regards to booking a block of rooms for a wedding weekend. i, uh, have heard that there might be a convention that weekend, so i'm not positive if you'll have anything available, but, um, i thought i'd give it a shot anyway. the wedding is the weekend of november 11, 2011 through november 13, 2011. so if you could give me a call at your earliest convenience, i would really appreciate it. okay, i love you bye.................oh my god........i'm so sorry." (click)
i haven't yet heard back. i can't understand why.
womp.
womp.
I just laughed out loud at my desk. Bravo.
ReplyDeletehahaha so did they call back?
ReplyDeleteDana - you are ahead of the curve. Take a look at this "news segment" posted on The Onion this morning, titled: Man Accidently Ends Business Call With I Love You: http://www.theonion.com/audio/man-accidentally-ends-business-call-with-i-love-yo,18280/
ReplyDeletebridget your blog continues to make me laugh out loud - i smell a twist and shout out of the dayyyyy!!!
ReplyDeletemeg - still no call. unfortunate.
nicole - that link was hilarious. i must find this man.