From Mr. Bobby C.:
Below are a few social misfits I encounter on a frequent basis who are so incredibly oblivious to standard human interaction they actually make me a more productive member of society:
(1) The classmate seated three feet behind me who never learned to cover her mouth when she yawns or coughs. Your forceful exhales of air cause the temperature to rise 10-15 degrees around the back of my neck every…single…time.
(2) Oh, you’re wondering why I’m giving you a death stare co-worker? Once again you’ve sneezed into your bare hands and proceeded to touch everything around me. I’d rather you just sneeze directly into my face.
(3) The customer who stands directly in front of the only wawa cashier while he organizes his money back into his wallet. Don’t mind the 27 of us standing behind you in line.
(4) It’s your world bike riders of Philadelphia, We’re just living in it. No, really.
(5) The person in charge of bringing 450 co-workers coffee from dunkin donuts in the morning who has no regard for the sign instructing her to go inside for her order that takes 45 minutes to complete instead of using the one lane drive-through window.
(6) The friend who consumes 14 beers, french onion soup, and the sampler platter at happy hour and then wants to split the bill even-stephen with those who ordered 2 beers.
(7) The person who sits within a 5 seat radius of me in a movie theater with 97% of seats still available.
….marriage is going to be highly amusing.
#6 = Huck.
ReplyDelete#1 and #2 = Need to go for the vampire cough, even if it might ruin their cape.